A Little Collection of Funny Sayings - 2

• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
• To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
• A day without sunshine is like, night.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
• The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
• Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
• A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
• With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
• When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt.
• The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
• The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
• When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
• Two wrongs are only the beginning.
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?