Animal Sounds

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.

"Davy, what noise does a cow make?"

"It goes moo."

"Alice, what noise does a cat make?"

"It goes meow."

"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"

"It goes baaa."
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Mystery Adventure Game

A customer walks into a computer store and approaches a sales clerk...

"I'm looking for a mystery adventure game with lots of graphics," says the customer. "You know, something really challenging."

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Blond and Computer

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?

When the joy stick is wet!

How Was I Born

Little Johnny asks:

- Daddy, how was I born?

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Letter To Tech Support

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
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Bill Gates in Purgatory

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. In your case, I’m going to let you decide where you want to go!”

Bill replied, “Well, thanks, God. What’s the difference between the two?”
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Too Short

I tried setting my hotmail password to 'penis'.

It said my password wasn't long enough.

Cockroach

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Sorry.. There was a cockroach on my keyboard.