Tuesday, November 13, 2007

A Little Collection of Funny Sayings - 1

  • 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
  • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
  • If you bow at all, bow low.
  • Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
  • Diplomacy, n. The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.
  • Character is much easier kept than recovered.
  • Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
  • Borrow money from a pessimist - they don’t expect it back.
  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
  • Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
  • A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.