Three Reasons

The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, "Now Maria, why do you want more pay?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first eez that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban deed."

Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I ama better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

Business Plan For a Mexican Fisherman

American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, "only a little while."

The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish?
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