Tuesday, November 27, 2007

New Prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:
  • Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes.
  • Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes.
  • Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males.
  • Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait.
  • Bimbag - a blonde's purse.
  • Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag.
  • Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes.
  • Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes.
  • Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard.
  • Bimbillion - a blonde giving an estimate of anything.
  • Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook.
  • Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her.
  • Bimboette - a young blonde.
  • Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else.
  • Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes.
  • Bimboozle - to fool a blonde.
  • Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence.
  • Bimbozo - another name for a blonde.
  • Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes.
  • Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde.
  • Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is.
  • Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall.