A Little Collection of Funny Sayings - 5

• Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
• The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
• Laughter is inner jogging.
• The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
• Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
• Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
• Someday is not a day of the week.
• Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
• Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
• Remember half the people you know are below average.
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
• Save the whales. Collect the whole set
• Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.