Tuesday, November 13, 2007

A Little Collection of Funny Sayings - 5

  • Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • Laughter is inner jogging.
  • The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
  • Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
  • Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
  • Someday is not a day of the week.
  • Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
  • Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
  • Remember half the people you know are below average.
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • Save the whales. Collect the whole set
  • Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.