Tuesday, November 13, 2007

A Little Collection of Funny Sayings - 4

  • How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
  • Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
  • I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
  • Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
  • Make service your first priority, not success and success will follow.
  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
  • If you don’t believe in something, you’ll fall for anything.
  • If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
  • It is better to wear out than to rust out.
  • The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
  • Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
  • Support bacteria - they’re the only culture some people have.
  • Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.