Friday, April 8, 2016

Bad News and Good News

A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man.

Dr: I've got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Patient: I guess the bad news.

Dr: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there's nothing else we can do. I'm sorry.

Patient: (starts crying)

Dr: Now, now... I know you're upset... but remember, I also said there was good news.

Patient: Yes, I need some good news... what is it?

Dr: Well, you know my nurse, Donna.

Patient: (cheering up) Yes?

Dr: You know, the one with the big breasts?

Patient: (more excited) Yes, yes...

Dr: You know the one that's always flirting with you every time you come in for a checkup?

Patient: (very excited) Yes, yes - what about her?

Dr: I finally had sex with her last night.