Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Short of Money

A guy, short of money asked a man what he could do to earn some.

The man replied, "I'll give you $1000 if you do three tasks. You need to knock out a wrestler, pull a loose tooth out of a dingo's mouth and screw an old lady."

So the guy quickly runs up to the wrestler and punches him out.

He then leaps into the bushes after the dingo. Several minutes go buy and he is heard rolling around and moaning before finally emerging triumphant.

He then turns to the man and says, "Where's this old lady so I can pull her tooth out and get paid?"