Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Eating Apples

At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, "Well, on my way to school I come cross this apple tree, so I climbed up there and started eating apples. I guess I eat about six," said little Johnny.

"No," said the teacher, "It's ate!"

Little Johnny said, "Well it could've been eight, I don't remember."