Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Zeus

Zeus the greek god was flying over ancient Greece when he spotted a georgeous woman naked washing herself.

He made love to her then stroked her face and told her, "In nine months you will have a child and you will call him Hercules!"

She dressed herself smiled and replied, "In nine days you will have a rash and you will call it Herpes. Now bugger off!!"

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