A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a
witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to
catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and
cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights,
yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts,
"Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the
Corvette I gave you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your
season Panther tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for
our country club membership, and He even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you do?"
The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold."
