Tuesday, June 17, 2014


Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and the third a bomb.

When the plane lands, the first guy goes to see where the penny landed. He sees a guy swearing and trying to get a penny out of his forehead.

The second sees a girl holding her dog who has a pencil through his head.

The third guy sees a guy laughing his head off. He asks, "Why are you laughing?"

The guy says, "I was cooking on my BBQ when I farted..."

"What's so funny about that?"

"It blew my neighbor's house apart!"