Wednesday, April 2, 2014

79 different ways

A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in his country there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.

Ray listened patiently. "That's amazing. Where I come from there's really only one."

"Oh," sniffed the Romeo, "just one? And which way is that?"

"Well, there's a man and there's a woman..."

"Praise Allah!!! Number 80!!!"