A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in his country there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.
Ray listened patiently. "That's amazing. Where I come from there's really only one."
"Oh," sniffed the Romeo, "just one? And which way is that?"
"Well, there's a man and there's a woman..."
"Praise Allah!!! Number 80!!!"
Ray listened patiently. "That's amazing. Where I come from there's really only one."
"Oh," sniffed the Romeo, "just one? And which way is that?"
"Well, there's a man and there's a woman..."
"Praise Allah!!! Number 80!!!"