Thursday, January 17, 2008

Frank Conversation

Woman: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Man: Definitely not!

Woman: Why not - don't you like being married?
Man: Of course I do.

Woman: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Man: Okay, I'd get married again.

Woman: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
Man: (makes audible groan)

Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Man: Where else would we sleep?

Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Man: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

Woman: (silence)
Man: Oh Shit.