Friday, December 14, 2007

Somewhat Tight Present

Lady to the doctor over the phone, "Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it."

Doctor: "Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress."

Lady: "Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car."