Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Intelligent Radio

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back complaining that the radio wasn't working.

"Madam", said the sales maneger, "the audio system in this car is completly automated. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to and you will hear exactly that!"

She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson".

The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"

Soon she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the road again". The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

Stopped at an intersection, her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision.

"Asshole...", she muttered.

And from the radio... "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States..."