Friday, November 23, 2007

Extracts From Insurance Claim Forms

Q: Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature?
A: I Watch the Lottery Show and listen to Terry Wogan.

This customer collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
 
Q: What warning was given by you?
A: Horn

Q: What warning was given by the other party?
A: Moo

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