Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Bad Habits

Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and the third`s a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they indulge in their bad habit one more time, they will die.

Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, "I don`t care if I die, I need a drink."

The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead.

Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk.

The gay guy looks over and says, "If you bend down to pick that up, we`re both dead."