Friday, September 11, 2015

Dog Owners

Two male dog owners are bragging about how wonderful their respective hounds are.

First dog owner says, "My dog is so clever that he waits by the front door every morning for the delivery boy to put the newspaper through the letterbox and then bring it to me in the kitchen to read whilst I eat breakfast."

"I know," said the second dog owner smugly, "my dog told me".