Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the «Lonely Hearts» column.
"Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of $1 per insertion."
"You don't say," said the spinster "Well then, here's $20 and to hell with the advertisement!"
Baked Beans
Fishing in the Caribbean
