Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Good News, Bad News

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination.

"Mrs. Brown," he said, "I have some good news for you."

The woman said, "I'm glad of that doctor, but I'm Miss Brown,"

"Miss Brown," said the doctor without changing expression, "I have bad news for you."

Delicate Prescription
Intimate with a Ghost