Friday, November 23, 2007

Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses (Part 2)

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a skull fracture.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.

I misjudged a lady crossing the street.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

The pedestrian had no idea which way to go, so I ran over him.

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

I did not see the other car.

The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.