Food Has No Calories If...

• You eat it while standing.
• In fact some research suggests it may have negative calories if you eat it while standing at the sink.
• You can't remember eating it afterward.
• You share it.
• You eat it with your fingers.
•  Empty calories = zero calories!
• Always eat equal portions of white chocolate and dark chocolate.
• The calories in each will cancel the other out.
• And don't forget... a box of Fiddle-Faddle only weighs 4.25 ounces so even if you eat the entire thing in one sitting the worst that can happen is you'll gain about a quarter of a pound! ;-)