Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Food Has No Calories If...

  • You eat it while standing.
  • In fact some research suggests it may have negative calories if you eat it while standing at the sink.
  • You can't remember eating it afterward.
  • You share it.
  • You eat it with your fingers.
  •  Empty calories = zero calories!
  • Always eat equal portions of white chocolate and dark chocolate.
  • The calories in each will cancel the other out.
  • And don't forget... a box of Fiddle-Faddle only weighs 4.25 ounces so even if you eat the entire thing in one sitting the worst that can happen is you'll gain about a quarter of a pound! ;-)