Sunday, August 23, 2015

The Difference Between a Marriage and Your Job

Whats the difference between a marriage and your job?

After 5 years your job still sucks.

Friday, October 24, 2014

The Most Insensitive Part of a Penis

Q. What is the most insensitive part of a penis?

A. The man.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

State Capitals

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

Her friend tells her "Go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?"

The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying. The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm not a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name all the state capitals!"
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Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Wonder Bra

Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Beautiful Woman Goes to a Gynecologist

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.

Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatolegical abnormalities."
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Monday, October 20, 2014

Advantages of Mother's Milk

The medical student was asked four reasons why mother's milk was better for babies than cow's milk. This is the answer he submitted:
1. It's fresher.
2. It's cleaner.
3. The cats can't get to it.
4. It's easier to take on a picnic.
He also added:
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Friday, September 12, 2014

Home from Shopping Trip

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:

"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about."
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