A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market
looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster -
one that would service all of his many hens.
When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have
just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will
ever see!"
So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose
in the hen house though, he gave Henry a little pep talk. "Henry", he
said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff." And without a word, Henry
then strutted into the hen house.
Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a
thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till
Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn't stop
there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and
still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house where he
did the same.
The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop,
Henry, you'll kill yourself." But Henry continued, seeking out each farm
animal in the same manner.
Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying
there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back,
and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above
Henry.
The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what
you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you big buddy."
"Shhhhh," Henry whispered, "The buzzard is getting closer."