Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a
big smile on his face. Mike says, "Pat what are you so happy about?"
"Well Mike i gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat and
a redhead came up to me boobs out to here, Mike...boobs out to here!
She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said, 'Sure you can have a
ride in my boat!' So I took her way out Mike. I turned off the key and
said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim Mike, she couldn't
swim!"
The next day Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat siting at tne end
of the bar with a even bigger smile on his face. Mike says, "Well what
are you so happy about today Pat?"
"Well Mike I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat,
just waxing my boat and a beautiful blond came up to me...boobs out to
here, Mike, boobs out to here! She said, 'Can I have a ride in your
boat?' I told her, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took here
way out Mike. Way out much further that the last one. I turned off the
key and said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim Mike, she
couldn't swim!"
A couple of days pass and Mike walks into a bar to see Pat down
there crying over a beer. Mike says, "Pat what are you so sad about?"
"Well Mike I gotta tell ya...yesterday I was out waxing my boat,
just waxing my boat and the most desirable brunette came up to
me...boobs way out to here Mike, boobs way out to here. She said, 'Can I
have a ride in your boat?' I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my
boat.' So I took her way out Mike, way way out much further than the
last two!
I turned off the key, looked at her boobs and said, 'It's either screw or swim!'
She pulled down her pants and...She had a pecker Mike! A great big pecker! And... I can't swim Mike! I can't swim!"
