Thursday, November 8, 2007

Where Do You Expect to Find a Lawyer?

The gate breaks down between heaven and hell. St. Peter comes to examine the damage, and then he calls the devil.

"That darn gate broke again," hesays. "It's your turn to fix it."

"Forget it," says the devil. "My people are too busy."

"But we had a deal," says St. Peter, "and if you don't honor it, I'll haveto sue you for breach of contract."

The devil laughs. "Sure you will. And just where do you expect to find a lawyer?"