Monday, October 29, 2007

Diet Quotes

Eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
- Mark Twain

Give me a dozen heartbreaks...if you think it would help me lose one pound.
- Colette

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
- Erma Bombeck

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
- George Bernard Shaw

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
- Hermione Gingold

Never eat more than you can lift.
- Miss Piggy

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
- Jean Kerr

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
- Erma Bombeck

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.
- Erma Bombeck

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like-just don't swallow it.
- Harry Secombe

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
- Jackie Gleason

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
- James Beard