Monday, October 29, 2007

Diet Quips

Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes.
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The older you get the harder it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have become good friends.
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I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck and jumping to conclusions.
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I am in shape. Round's a shape.
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Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group, the salty snack group, the caffeine group, and the whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is group.
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I'm on a 30-day diet. So far I've lost 15 days.
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells are forever.
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Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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Diet is 'Die' with a 't'.
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I'm not fat, I'm just short for my weight.
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Blessed are they who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
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