Funny Taste

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

Cannibal Chicken

"Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger?"
"No, but in a restaurant one day I saw a man eating chicken!"

Alfred Nobel's Unidentified Forerunners

Alfred Nobel is considered to be the first dynamite inventor just
because of his forerunners failed to be identified.

God Doesn't Have Bicycles

When I was a boy I prayed to god for a new bike for me. Than I realized that god doesn’t work like that you see. So I stole one instead and asked him to forgive me.

Naivety

What is naivety? It is when a snail crawling along a rail hide inside its shell feeling an oncoming train.