Monday, August 31, 2015

Fortune-telling

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer sitting across the table.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
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Sunday, August 23, 2015

The Difference Between a Marriage and Your Job

Whats the difference between a marriage and your job?

After 5 years your job still sucks.