Saturday, October 31, 2015

Personal Question

A guy wandered over to a beautiful woman in a bar and started chatting her up. Not too far into the conversation he said: "Do you mind If I ask you a personal question?"

"That depends on how personal it is," she replied.

"Okay," he said tentatively. "How many men have you slept with?"

"No way I am going to tell you that!" she snapped. "That's my business!"

"Oh, sorry," he said. "I didn't realize you made a living from it."