Friday, February 12, 2010


"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.

"What seems to be the problem?"

"My husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?"

"Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?"

"Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've got to help me!"

"Er ... Why don't you take a lover?"

"I have! I still don't get enough."

"Take another lover."

"I did. In fact, I have eight lovers - and I still don't get enough sex!"

"Gosh, that's an anomaly."

"Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it's an anomaly! They all keep telling me I'm a whore!"