It Could Be Worse

A traveller came up to a fisherman. "Having any luck?"

"Not so bad", the fisherman replied.

"I haven't had a bite in three hours."

"What's so good about that?", the traveller asked in surprise.
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Fisherman's Wife

Woman cleaning fish at sink to fisherman husband,

"Why can't you be like other men? They never catch anything."

Bat's Nightmare

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

Diarrhoea!