The Secret of Mommies' Tummies

A little boy asked his father a question. "Dad, I know that babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?" he asked innocently. After dad hemmed and hawed for a while, the kid finally spoke up in disgust. "You don't have to make something up, Dad. It's okay if you don't know the answer."

Intelligence

"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

"Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine..."

Daddy's thing

A small girl suddenly sees her father coming out from the bathroom, and asks the mum. "Mum, what is it the daddy has?" "Well, my girl, it is such daddy's thing... If he hasn't it you couldn't be here, (pause), and me, perhaps, too."

Don't matter...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you going to ask me?"

"Ask you what?" replied the trucker.

"If I'm a boy or a girl", answered the youth.

"Don't matter", replied the trucker. "Gonna fuck ya anyway."

Coroner Report

Cannibal Trial