Mommies' Tummies

A little boy asked his father a question. "Dad, I know that babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?" he asked innocently. After dad hemmed and hawed for a while, the kid finally spoke up in disgust.
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Intelligence

"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

"Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine..."

Daddy's Thing

A small girl suddenly sees her father coming out from the bathroom, and asks the mum. "Mum, what is it the daddy has?"
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Don't Matter

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you going to ask me?"

"Ask you what?" replied the trucker.
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