Sunday, March 2, 2008

Lack of Sex Life

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way thru a fence, with its butt facing the tavern.

One drunk says he sure wishes that sheep were Marilyn Monroe.

The other says, "I just wish it were dark."

God is Watching the Apples