Monday, March 10, 2008

In Elevator

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.

He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me."

She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 307."

Foreplay is an Art