Tuesday, November 13, 2007

A Little Collection of Funny Sayings - 3

  • If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  • Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  • I’m a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
  • Honk if you love peace and quiet.
  • I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
  • I intend to live forever - so far so good.
  • For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  • I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  • Golf is a good walk spoiled.
  • Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.