Tuesday, November 13, 2007

A Little Collection of Funny Sayings - 2

  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
  • To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
  • A day without sunshine is like, night.
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  • The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  • Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
  • A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
  • With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
  • When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt.
  • The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  • When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
  • Two wrongs are only the beginning.
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?