Friday, November 23, 2007

Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses (Part 3)

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

An ambulance backed up suddenly.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

I heard a horn blow and was struck in the back. A lady was evidently trying to pass me.

The truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian.

Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was atttenpting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.

On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision.

The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.

As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.