10 Calorie Diet Plan

	Breakfast	Lunch	Dinner
Monday	Weak Tea	1 Bouillon Cube in 1/2 Cup of Diluted Water	1 Pigeon Thigh 3 oz. Apricot Nectar
Tuesday	Scraped Crumbs from Burnt Toast	Donut Hole (without sugar) 1 Glass Dehydrated Water	2 Jellyfish Skins
Wednesday	1 Boiled Mushroom	1/2 Dozen Poppy Seeds	6 Bees' Knees 6 Mosquito Knuckles Sauteed in Vinegar
Thursday	Shredded Eggshell Skins	Belly Buttons from Two Navel Oranges	2 Eyes from Irish Potatoes (smiling, of course)
Friday	2 Lobster Antennae	1 Guppy Fin, Fried in 1 Gram of Butter and Sherry	Filet of Softshell Crab Claw (no meat, just the claw)
Saturday	4 Pureed Banana Seeds	Broiled Liver of Butterfly	3 Shrew Vertebrae
Sunday	1 Pickled Hummingbird Tongue	Prime Rib of Tadpole	10 Shrimp Legs Garnished with 1 Clover Leaf